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[deadbydawn]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, ASH WILLIAMS. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 05.22.09.12 *** ASH WILLIAMS has joined 05.22.09.12 <boomstick69> you've reached the private inbox of the king himself, ashley j. williams ;) <boomstick69> state your name and business and i'll see if i decide to get back to you

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<djinn&tonic> (the misspelling is in character)

[joiseydevil]

oh, as a connesewer myself, i would be honored to test somethin new, just gimme the when and where babe

<boomstick69>

[deadbydawn]

[Ash can't tell that it's misspelled, to be honest, and he wouldn't care less.]

hell fucking yeah

you think you can make it here in like

oh i dunno, two hours or so

< djinn&tonic >

[joiseydevil]

no problemo, u want me to bring anything?

<boomstick69>

[deadbydawn]

just be ready to party ;)

also i might need to possess you for a bit to sample the wares cus i cant do it on my own

dont worry about it

< djinn&tonic >

[joiseydevil]

[DJ has never been possessed before, being a demon kind of usually meant it went the other way.]

bitch i'm always ready to party.

yea sure fuck it! just don't kill me and don't get a new tattoo.