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Ashley Joanna Williams ([personal profile] deadbydawn) wrote2020-08-07 09:00 pm
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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, ASH WILLIAMS.

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<boomstick69> you've reached the private inbox of the king himself, ashley j. williams ;)
<boomstick69> state your name and business and i'll see if i decide to get back to you
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[personal profile] getmeoutofthedraft 2021-12-11 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ho ho ho! Merry freaking Christmas!

Your Secret Santa recipient this year is Cairo Don't-Know-Her-Last-Name ("RiverInEgypt" on the network, quality pun that girl). Please buy, make, or otherwise procure her a nice gift before December 26! You can give this directly, or label it clearly and drop it off at Crowe Clinic C/O Hawkeye Pierce.

Remember: Saint Nick is watching, and he knows where you live!

Happy Holidays, etcetera, and so forth,
Santa Claus