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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, ASH WILLIAMS. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 05.22.09.12 *** ASH WILLIAMS has joined 05.22.09.12 <boomstick69> you've reached the private inbox of the king himself, ashley j. williams ;) <boomstick69> state your name and business and i'll see if i decide to get back to you

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MERRY CHRYSLER YA FILTHY ANIMAL

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[Likewise, Cairo doesn't actually like... know where Ash lives? So she left it at the clinic. She is marginally more aware of what he's like though, which includes knowing that he's a shade.

So, despite not really understanding how a shade is going to carry it off or anything, Cairo made up a little gift basket. It's addressed Merry Christmas, Ash. xoxo Santa in neat block letters. The basket itself actually looks like something leftover from Halloween, maybe? It's black and goth, which has carried into the way it's wrapped in black cellophane with a blood red bow. Festive!

The not thoughtful part of her gift is the jar of rosemary scented bath salts. Well, no. Actually, she put a lot of thought into that one and she thought it would be funny to get a ghost salt. Nobody ever said she was, like, a good person? It's fine. It's not the only thing in the basket, at least. The thoughtful (?) part of the gift is a bacon scented candle, because she figured that being able to waft the scent of meat into your face is kind of like eating?

There's also a pack of matches in there, but the bulk of the basket is taken up by the rectangular object carefully wrapped in a black towel with little ghosts embroidered along the edge. It's a suncatcher made of bits of broken beer bottles, melted together. The background is mainly green glass, but the center is brown arranged in the shape of a bull. A bull silhouette seemed easier and more recognizable than a boar.]