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[deadbydawn]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, ASH WILLIAMS. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 05.22.09.12 *** ASH WILLIAMS has joined 05.22.09.12 <boomstick69> you've reached the private inbox of the king himself, ashley j. williams ;) <boomstick69> state your name and business and i'll see if i decide to get back to you

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[wheresmyjuul]

[There's a moment where the goes to reach for the cup - then frowns when he doesn't pick it up. Hells. He never has a problem with phantom limb until he has ecstasy, then it's all the sensation of reaching for shit with arms he doesn't have anymore.

It's bullshit.]

Red Alert! Perfect!

[He pauses. Then frowns.]

We should test it on one of the like. Big guys. For science.

[deadbydawn]

[Ash nods, squeezing his eyes shut. Something feels a little...odd. Which seems appropriate given the fact he just downed a bullshit in someone else's body. But he feels like he's moving way too fast. Or maybe the rest of the world is slowing down? Either way, he way overshoots his gesture, kind of doing a really wide sweep and pointing towards the ground.]

Agreed.

[He begins lowering himself to the ground, trying to slow his own movements. In the end, he just looks like he's intentionally moving slowly.]

After...um....after I sit here for a second.

[He's like, clipping through the ground so that his waist is halfway through the floorboards.]