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[deadbydawn]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, ASH WILLIAMS. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 05.22.09.12 *** ASH WILLIAMS has joined 05.22.09.12 <boomstick69> you've reached the private inbox of the king himself, ashley j. williams ;) <boomstick69> state your name and business and i'll see if i decide to get back to you

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<GiggleGrrl> - Morning, January 14th

[fantabulousandwich]

This is your OFFICIAL notification that the monster pinup calendar photoshoot has been delayed to January 18th, owing to blizzards, burning, alien flesh parasites, and death. Sorry for the short notice, but your friendly neighborhood organizers were trapped in a death hotel, so. Come on, are you really surprised?

In the meantime, this gives YOU more time to think about the shoot! As you're a Shade, your calendar month will be September, with the theme of Autumn. At least it's supposed to be Autumn... for some reason I've got a note here to provide you a chainsaw? Don't do a lumberjack thing, you might upset the Nymphs.

If you have any questions or concerns, or if you died and need to be excused, let us know.

- Harley Quinn

<boomstick69>

[deadbydawn]

oh hell yes. i can totally do sexy september shit

are we gonna be able to see the pics before they get published or

<GiggleGrrl>

[fantabulousandwich]

Unfortunately not; it's not like these are digital cameras and we can turn them around to show you the preview. We're talking genuine 100% authentic film, here; we won't know what we're working with until the photographer works their magic.

I'll tell you what though, I've got a Polaroid camera! I could snap a couple of picks of your pose, for that instant gratification. What do you say?

<boomstick69>

[deadbydawn]

oh hell yeah ;)

also would it be cool if i included my number on the calendar or something. you know. just in case someone wanted to hit me up

<GiggleGrrl>

[fantabulousandwich]

Sorry Slick; you'll have to depend on your winning personality to make that happen. But show up at the fundraiser when they come up for sale; you can make plenty of pitches then.

<boomstick69>

[deadbydawn]

damn

well you win some we lose some