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[deadbydawn]

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cw drugs but i have to swipe out half the shit it does bc he's dead

[wheresmyjuul]

[It spreads as a tingling. A prickling in his hands that taps into the sudden alertness and awareness that's hitting him. If he had a heart, there'd be some worry about him having some sort of cardiac incident given the amount of caffeine and cocaine already in his system, without them adding ecstasy to that fire.

Ash slipping out at last makes the slow dread abate, at least. The last thing any product testing needs is a bad trip, brought on by whatever it is about not being control that freaks him out.

Any future bad dreams of searing light in a broken tower are purely coincidental.]

Never even rubbed it on your gums?

[deadbydawn]

[Perhaps it's for the better that Rev doesn't have a heart--but, unfortunately for Ash, he still has the wisps of one, even if he doesn't think it's there. There's a sort of tension in his chest as he dusts himself off, trying to focus on the vampire before him.]

What? 'Course I have. Just wanted to make sure I got the full dosage, if you know what I mean.

[That's a no.]

So, what's your opinion on the drink? I gotta know, since we're servin' this to the population, and surveying'll make us sound more credible.

[Sample size of two.]

[wheresmyjuul]

[No then.]

It's like... Made of the same skin as inside your nostrils. Anywhere your skin is like... Thin or produces moisture would probably work.

[Make of that what you will.]

It's.... The taste is rough. Might be best to say it's like... A tonic so people can't bitch it tastes strong.

[deadbydawn]

[Ash nods vigorously, although the movement only serves to make his head swim. He sucks in a breath, stumbling slightly as he leans down to pick up his hand again.]

Tonic. Yeah. That'll work. Man, this marketing shit is easy. I shoulda gone into marketing instead of engineering--then at least I'd be usin' my degree.

[He screws up his face in thought.]

...needs a snappy name. Like Pink Fuck--tells you exactly what you're gettin' into, right? It's pink, and it'll get you fucked up. Red something. Red...Fuck...no, that's infringing on Pink Fuck territory. Red....

[He snaps his fingers, searching for the right word. After a few moments, his eyes light up.]

Red Alert?

[wheresmyjuul]

[There's a moment where the goes to reach for the cup - then frowns when he doesn't pick it up. Hells. He never has a problem with phantom limb until he has ecstasy, then it's all the sensation of reaching for shit with arms he doesn't have anymore.

It's bullshit.]

Red Alert! Perfect!

[He pauses. Then frowns.]

We should test it on one of the like. Big guys. For science.

[deadbydawn]

[Ash nods, squeezing his eyes shut. Something feels a little...odd. Which seems appropriate given the fact he just downed a bullshit in someone else's body. But he feels like he's moving way too fast. Or maybe the rest of the world is slowing down? Either way, he way overshoots his gesture, kind of doing a really wide sweep and pointing towards the ground.]

Agreed.

[He begins lowering himself to the ground, trying to slow his own movements. In the end, he just looks like he's intentionally moving slowly.]

After...um....after I sit here for a second.

[He's like, clipping through the ground so that his waist is halfway through the floorboards.]