Ashley Joanna Williams (
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Reverie extends a hand to Ash.]
You think you're getting out of trying it that easy? Come on.
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Alright. Don't freak out too bad, alright? Last time I tried this on a human chick, she nearly had a panic attack and I had to bail early.
[To be fair, she was the one who had agreed to it, but soon realized it wasn't for her. Ash reaches out with his left hand and grabs Rev's wrist, his form blurring further into static and scan lines until he's nothing more than a fuzzy, man-shaped blob. Rev might feel his arms and legs prickle with a sensation that borders on painful, as if his limbs are falling asleep.
Ash's form completely disappears. Reverie will feel his limbs lock up, his physical body now out of his control. The tingling dissipates as Rev's limbs seem to move on their own, with Ash inspecting the man's claws and kicking his legs to test them.]
Jesus, didn't think five inches would've made that much of a difference. How do you not get dizzy from up here?
[It might be a little jarring to hear Rev's voice in Ash's cadence.]
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'M only 6'6". Not that tall.
[There's another flutter of panic when Ash moves his hands.]
Get on w'it.
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There's a brief pause as he considers the contents of his glass. A lopsided, almost manic grin stretches across his face.]
Bottoms up, bitch!
[He takes a large swig. Immediately, there's the taste of the cherry rum, followed by the burning sensation of the alcohol and cinnamon at the back of his throat. It's tooth-achingly sweet, enough to make Ash almost gag. Almost--but he's stomached worse in his time.]
Jesus Christ--
[The aftertaste is horrible, an awful bitterness that leaves his tongue parched. His instinct is to immediately take another swig of the drink to wash it out. After a few moments, he says, very quietly--]
I think we need more cocaine.
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...Inner pocket, there's another bag. It might be MDMA. Not sure.
[He goes to reach himself, before remembering Ash is the one in control here.]
Worth a try.
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A lightbulb goes off in his head. He pulls open the baggie, takes out one of the pills, and places it on his tongue. With one fell swoop, he fills the glass with more of this awful concoction and gulps the entire thing down, like one might take any other sort of pill.
His throat burns. With a cough, he places the empty glass on the edge of the tub.]
There we go. Hold up--
[He loosens his control on Rev's body, shaking himself free and quite literally falling out of the vampire. He stumbles forward, intersecting with the tub before he's able to straighten up again.]
Now we wait and see what this thing has in store for us. Would ya believe me if I said that I've never, like, eaten cocaine?
[Nor has he snorted it at any point in time, but that's beside the point.]
cw drugs but i have to swipe out half the shit it does bc he's dead
Ash slipping out at last makes the slow dread abate, at least. The last thing any product testing needs is a bad trip, brought on by whatever it is about not being control that freaks him out.
Any future bad dreams of searing light in a broken tower are purely coincidental.]
Never even rubbed it on your gums?
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What? 'Course I have. Just wanted to make sure I got the full dosage, if you know what I mean.
[That's a no.]
So, what's your opinion on the drink? I gotta know, since we're servin' this to the population, and surveying'll make us sound more credible.
[Sample size of two.]
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It's like... Made of the same skin as inside your nostrils. Anywhere your skin is like... Thin or produces moisture would probably work.
[Make of that what you will.]
It's.... The taste is rough. Might be best to say it's like... A tonic so people can't bitch it tastes strong.
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Tonic. Yeah. That'll work. Man, this marketing shit is easy. I shoulda gone into marketing instead of engineering--then at least I'd be usin' my degree.
[He screws up his face in thought.]
...needs a snappy name. Like Pink Fuck--tells you exactly what you're gettin' into, right? It's pink, and it'll get you fucked up. Red something. Red...Fuck...no, that's infringing on Pink Fuck territory. Red....
[He snaps his fingers, searching for the right word. After a few moments, his eyes light up.]
Red Alert?
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It's bullshit.]
Red Alert! Perfect!
[He pauses. Then frowns.]
We should test it on one of the like. Big guys. For science.
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Agreed.
[He begins lowering himself to the ground, trying to slow his own movements. In the end, he just looks like he's intentionally moving slowly.]
After...um....after I sit here for a second.
[He's like, clipping through the ground so that his waist is halfway through the floorboards.]